Headbanger

Toxic Crusaders

Basic Series

Playmates

2002

1991

4.50

The Hideous Two-headed Hero!

Radiation Type: Twintonium 112859
Toxicity Level: Double Dosage
Occupation: Mad scientist / Singing Telegram Dude
De-Tox Tip: Save water and gas -- swim in car pools

My name is Fender. And my name is Bender. He's a scientist of sorts. And he's an idiot who won't stop talking! Would you prefer I sing our little bio? No, shut up. Not that insidious singing of yours. I'll tell them what they need to know. Okey-dokey, Doc. As you can tell, if you have any modicum of intellignece, we two are one. Two, two good guys in one. Hey, Doc, tell 'em about when you were working for that crazy Killemoff. I was just follwoing orders. Ah, Doc tell 'em about how we got fused together by that weird-gone-wacko Atom Smasher. Forget about that. It doesn't matter now that we've made friends with Toxie. Yeah, we're superheroes deformed hideously . Idiot, we're hideously deformed superheroes -- and since we're do-gooders, we can get real cool chicks, like Yvonne! And fight crime, too! Right, Doc? Yes, my stupid sidekick. Now scratch my bald head. Okey-dokey, Doc, you're the brains. But you'll still have to pick my nose.